Bootle's mother: Bootle to see if you portas, because every time you do a mischief I get a cana. JA, Ja, because then your of small tapeworm that be tremendous, because look as she is the grandmother.
Three people are standing under an umbrella and one person is not standing under the umbrella. All four people are staying dry. Why? Because it's not raining!!!!!!!!!!
I have some jokes from Coco and me. Coco couldn't send her jokes. She had problems with her mail, so she gives me her jokes.
Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside? Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.
Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to wife. Wife: Who is the other one?
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months.
11 comentarios:
WHAT´S A COW DOING ON THE BRANCH OF THE TREE?
IT´S DOING NEST MILK.
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andrea perez, A las
7 de enero de 2012, 17:50
ALBERTO IBARRA DELGADO
Bootle's mother:
Bootle to see if you portas, because every time you do a mischief I get a cana.
JA, Ja, because then your of small tapeworm that be tremendous, because look as she is the grandmother.
De
ALBERTO, A las
9 de enero de 2012, 20:16
Three people are standing under an umbrella and one person is not standing under the umbrella. All four people are staying dry. Why? Because it's not raining!!!!!!!!!!
De
LOLIS, A las
13 de enero de 2012, 18:39
HI DEAR TEACHER
THIS IS A FUNNY JOCKE
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
FAUSTO
De
fausto, A las
13 de enero de 2012, 18:45
Student:
MARIA CELIA GOMEZ NAVARRO
JOKE:
Librarian: Please be quiet. The other students can't read.
Bobby: That's terrible! I could read when I was six!
HAHAHA
De
Celia y Leticia Navarro, A las
20 de enero de 2012, 20:31
Student:
MARIA CONCEPCION LETICIA GOMEZ NAVARRO
JOKE:
- Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!
- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!
De
Celia y Leticia Navarro, A las
20 de enero de 2012, 20:33
Celia: I think thi joke is very white and innocnt whih i like because it shows that you don´t need strong words for make people laugth
De
Celia y Leticia Navarro, A las
20 de enero de 2012, 20:35
Leticia: I like my joke because it happened once the same thing to me and it was just so embarrassing!!!
De
Celia y Leticia Navarro, A las
20 de enero de 2012, 20:39
Hi teacher!!
I have some jokes from Coco and me. Coco couldn't send her jokes. She had problems with her mail, so she gives me her jokes.
Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.
Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to wife.
Wife: Who is the other one?
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months.
De
Cuca, A las
20 de enero de 2012, 23:28
What does an orphan do in a pizza store????
Ordering two family pizzas.
Guadalupe Ibarra.
De
Lupita, A las
27 de enero de 2012, 19:37
Two Balloons (present tense version)
Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"
Eugenie Sandoval
De
pearlmor@yahoo.com.mx, A las
27 de enero de 2012, 20:37
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